Seeking employment in the following fields: ghost haunting the town hall, church gargoyle, wise cave dragon, nature spirit who throws litter back at people, slightly unhinged witch, fairy from the local wood, bridge troll.
i h a v e m a d e a m i s t a k e
strictly platonic therapy rimming
vintage seaside emotions
Regina: This is too hot, I can’t eat this.
Emma: You’re too hot and that doesn’t stop me from eating you.
Snow: *chokes*
David, slamming his fork down: ONE DINNER. I JUST WANT ONE PERFECTLY NORMAL FAMILY DINNER.